Dear Laundry

Dear Laundry,
Please take care of yourself.  You are always needed, but I'm tired of trying to make sure you are clean, dried, folded, and put away.  You should be able to do this by yourself now.  Take the initiative to get it done, and before I need that particular shirt clean.  Just have it in my closet hanging, waiting for me to wear.

Yours Truly,
I Don't Like To Fold.


Dear Dishes,
See above letter to laundry, and apply the sentiment to yourself.

Thank you,
I Don't Like To Scrub